[Zakeet]

Here is an old favorite that pretty well sums things up

The four G's that you should always have:

• Guns
  
• Gold
  
• Grub
  
• Get away plan

The two G's that you can always trust:

• God
  
• The Government screwing up

[ApplegateRanch]

Meanwhile, the masses are more concerned with

Groping
Grappling
Gorging
Guzzling

[Renegade]

I’ll take ammo over the gold any day. Better to barter with!