[PATRIOT1876]

Justin Bieber didn't attend because he was in a hotel room about to tip a plastic cup off the sink in a fit of unrestrained rock n’ roll rebellion, but then he remembered that he's not really a rocker and set the glass back down gently.

Then a while he thought, “I WILL be a wildman!”
After which he egged someone’s house and put a Johnson/Smith whoopie cushion under his manager's chair.

[dfwgator]

He’s such a rebel.

[Talisker]

Justin Bieber didn't attend because he was in a hotel room about to tip a plastic cup off the sink in a fit of unrestrained rock n’ roll rebellion, but then he remembered that he's not really a rocker and set the glass back down gently. Then a while he thought, “I WILL be a wildman!” After which he egged someone’s house and put a Johnson/Smith whoopie cushion under his manager's chair.

:: snort! ::

So, so true...