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California has jumped the shark.
1 posted on 01/26/2014 10:16:50 AM PST by Drango
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To: Drango

Bye-bye sushi?


2 posted on 01/26/2014 10:21:41 AM PST by gaijin
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To: Drango

But of course, touching [literally] filthy lucre with the gloves on and then touching the food will be fine and dandy. It’s only the servers’ hands that could pose any risk. Nimrods.


3 posted on 01/26/2014 10:32:16 AM PST by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: Drango

This is what comes of not putting enough alcohol in the drinks to kill the germs.

In case of doubt ask for a higher proof!


4 posted on 01/26/2014 10:36:01 AM PST by glorgau
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To: Drango
Most bartenders/barmaids I've seen use tongs to put garnishes in drinks. Occasionally I've seen very cute barmaids use their fingers but the clientele didn't seem to care.
5 posted on 01/26/2014 10:43:16 AM PST by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: Drango

Bartenders can compensate their glovedness by using these seven hand gestures that’ll make them look like a real intellectuals.
http://www.wired.com/design/2014/01/use-hand-gestures-look-like-real-intellectual/#x

This really should be posted as a separate thread, but I don’t have time to do so.


7 posted on 01/26/2014 10:52:15 AM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; me = independent conservative)
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To: Drango

Years ago in a bar in a private club on the Westside of LA, there was a bartender that didn’t want to step away from the bar to take a #1. So, he would lean in toward the chest high 10-seat bar and relieve himself hands free in the sink.

He was, of course, as inebriated or worse than the hard core bar patrons when pulling this stunt. Somehow, I don’t think the rubber gloves law would have helped much in such a circumstance.


8 posted on 01/26/2014 10:53:43 AM PST by CreviceTool (A Good Samaritan with a handgun saved my life...)
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To: Drango

What problem were they solving? Was there an epidemic of food-borne illness in CA bars?


15 posted on 01/26/2014 11:44:05 AM PST by andyk (I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
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To: Drango

Sex-fetish elbow-length latex gloves, preferably in day-glo light green, are very California. At least one person in every bar should wear a pair. The bartender is the most visible person. It should be him.


21 posted on 01/26/2014 12:40:58 PM PST by Thud (Tthis is federal criminal extortion under 18 USC 1951, and Racketeering under 18 USC 1961. All of Co)
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To: Drango

I notice my bartender leaves his gloves on as he heads to bathroom and is still wearing them as he returns.

Did you wash hands after using thee restroom? I ask.

Don’t need to I got these gloves on, he says.

I get a soda, no ice.


24 posted on 01/26/2014 12:53:11 PM PST by count-your-change (you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough)
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"I'm gonna start making my customers wear gloves, in opposition!"..."

Guy's got a real knack for business...

29 posted on 01/26/2014 7:33:19 PM PST by TXnMA ("Allah": Satan's current alias... "Barack": Allah's current ally...)
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