[Tenacious 1]

Subway is a great place to eat, if the only alternative is roadkill ‘possum.

Now wait a minute. How long has the possum been dead?

[OldPossum]

Subway is a great place to eat, if the only alternative is roadkill ‘possum.

Now wait a minute. How long has the possum been dead?

This may be of interest. When my parents divorced I went to live with my grandparents. My grandfather liked to go hunting for possums; I accompanied him and the hounds on these hunts. Hey, it was our recreation.

One day my grandfather decided that he wanted my grandmother to cook one of the critters. She did. It looked like a giant rat on a platter and tasted unbelievably bad. He never asked again.