They quit harassing me after I said one time I would immediately dispatch myself if they ever gave me a cancer diagnosis. They haven't even mentioned colonoscopies and prostate exams since.
I wouldn’t do that—they might be trained to go into a different mode if patient threatens to harm self.
If I were a man I would probably get the prostrate exam. It’s not that different than what some doctors do to women during pelvic exams(you guys thought we got out of it, didnt you?)
But then my grandfather was rumored to have had prostrate cancer. I hate when family members are vague about this stuff, but in the old days there was a stigma associated with cancer.
Ha!!