Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished, then I finished off a bottle of gin, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pock of Prungles,1/2 chesescke an a boc a choclez. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feeel now.
Rotflol....too funny!