This weenie is never going to get laid again. Ever.
Ever been to a university lately? Examine the earrings-adorned, skin-tight jeaned, pink-shoes-wearing males walking about with their posse of females around them.
Oh, he'll get laid, just not by a girl. And I'd guess he's fine with this.
I assume you mean by a woman.
Ah, but that’s part of the point of the Obamacare contraceptive mandate: it turns out hormonal contraceptives shift women’s taste in men toward feminized males.
Besides poking a pointy stick in the eye of the Latin Church, the contraceptive mandate is there to help pajamaboy and his ilk get laid.