[Revolting cat!]

Let’s see, Mother Earth is 6,245 years old, as of last October, Funky Fundie Theologians tell us, which means these dogs must have come from another planet. ALIENS!

[Bernard Marx]

Totally agree! I’ve been “owned” by several alien dogs. They must come from the Dog Star, Sirius, in Canis Major.

[GraceG]

Let’s see, Mother Earth is 6,245 years old, as of last October, Funky Fundie Theologians tell us, which means these dogs must have come from another planet. ALIENS!

[HiTech RedNeck]

Might be closer to the truth than you’d think, though I could quibble on the details. (The good bishop got a little TOO speculative there, methinks.)

Why we should even expect to see the original 7 day creation world is beyond me. It had continuity with the Garden of Eden, which is now out of view.

We could call it a two-universe theory.

[a fool in paradise]

which means these dogs must have come from another planet. ALIENS!

[faithhopecharity]

If presidents can be aliens then so can dogs. ( maybe that’s why he eats them , too?)

[PIF]

“... which means these dogs must have come from another planet. ALIENS!”

You are correct. They came after the cats had arrived ... just a small incident in their eternal war.

[madison10]

Let’s see, Mother Earth is 6,245 years old, as of last October, Funky Fundie Theologians tell us, which means these dogs must have come from another planet. ALIENS!

Don't be rude. Someday they'll discover that carbon dating has been wrong the whole time it's been used. "Funky Fundies" will have the last laugh.