I THINK SOMEONE IS LYING TO US, OR NOT TELLING US THE WHOLE TRUTH !
Shush, there there, nothing is going on. You just had a bad dream. Look over there, some shiny things. What's on TV? Isn't NASA wonderful? Just ask them, they have white lab coats, you can trust them. Don't worry your head with all of those big words and complicated diagrams, how boring. Don't you want to be popular? Isn't it fun when stars twinkle? Aren't they pretty? Do you know how to find the Big Dipper? There now, don't you feel better? Sleep... sleep... sleep...
Your sarcasm NAILS their attitude, alright !