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US run by Nazi space aliens, Iran claims
Jerusalem Post ^
| 14/1/14
| Michael Wilner
Posted on 01/14/2014 9:53:03 AM PST by Eleutheria5
WASHINGTON - Confirming the suspicions of many, the United States has been secretly run by a shadow government of German Nazi space aliens since 1945, Fars News Agency, Iran's semi-official news agency, reported on Sunday.
In a dramatic scoop, Fars in all seriousness reported that revelations of mass NSA surveillance made public by Edward Snowden were actually an effort by the American-Nazi extraterrestrials to hide their nature to a human world they hoped to dominate.
The Iranian outlet suggests Snowden offered Russian intelligence officials "incontrovertible proof" to support the claims and that Russia considers the report to be "accurate."
Aliens may have arrived in Nevada, a land-locked state, by submarine after losing the second World War to the West. President Dwight Eisenhower made official the "Tall White" government takeover at a secret meeting in 1954.
The report conflates Tall Whites as aliens and Nordic peoples.
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TOPICS: Extended News; Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: iran; nazis; spacealiens; usa
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To: The Great RJ
He’s really from the Mother Ship, and they don’t do hatching certificates.
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posted on
01/14/2014 11:08:08 AM PST
by
Eleutheria5
(End the occupation. Annex today.)
To: ETL
A classic. Turned out to be a cookbook.
42
posted on
01/14/2014 11:11:01 AM PST
by
TruthWillWin
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
To: Eleutheria5
It’s a good thing that whack-o Ahmahdinajihad is no longer in charge, and Iran can finally return to a more rational worldview!
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posted on
01/14/2014 11:19:13 AM PST
by
cookcounty
(IRS = Internal Revenge Service.)
To: Eleutheria5
And it just so happens that ONE of them was born in Iran:
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posted on
01/14/2014 11:36:16 AM PST
by
Dick Bachert
(Ignorance is NOT BLISS. It is the ROAD TO SERFDOM! We're on a ROAD TRIP!!)
To: Eleutheria5
“Nazi Illegal Aliens” I would believe, but Obozo’s not smart enough to be a space alien.
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posted on
01/14/2014 12:13:19 PM PST
by
MortMan
(Is a delayed shower a "stay of exablution"?)
To: KarlInOhio
To: Eleutheria5
and you thought his birth certificate was written in “Kenyan?”
(Try Klingon...)
To: Eleutheria5; Art Bell; null and void
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posted on
01/14/2014 12:21:57 PM PST
by
lonevoice
(We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality)
To: Eleutheria5
To: inpajamas
To: OneWingedShark
Wouldn’t this make Iran and America natural allies?
51
posted on
01/14/2014 1:12:27 PM PST
by
null and void
(We need to shake this snowglobe up.)
To: OneWingedShark
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posted on
01/14/2014 1:13:03 PM PST
by
null and void
(We need to shake this snowglobe up.)
To: KarlInOhio
But if the Space Nazis and the Iranians both want to make the world Jew-free, does that mean that we are secretly allied with the Iranians and that they are devil worshipers of the Great Satan Space Nazis?That would explain the latest nuke treaty.
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posted on
01/14/2014 1:14:16 PM PST
by
null and void
(We need to shake this snowglobe up.)
To: COUNTrecount; Nowhere Man; FightThePower!; C. Edmund Wright; jacob allen; Travis McGee; opentalk; ..
Nut-job Conspiracy Theory Ping!
To get onto The Nut-job Conspiracy Theory Ping List you must threaten to report me to the Mods if I don't add you to the list...
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posted on
01/14/2014 1:20:15 PM PST
by
null and void
(We need to shake this snowglobe up.)
To: MortMan
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posted on
01/14/2014 1:32:21 PM PST
by
Eleutheria5
(End the occupation. Annex today.)
To: null and void
ah yes the wisdom of the Grand Mufti
. how could we live with out it???
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posted on
01/14/2014 2:18:27 PM PST
by
Nifster
To: null and void
oh and of course I fully expect both Alex Jones and all of the hosts at Coast to Coast to be reporting on this immediately
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posted on
01/14/2014 2:19:35 PM PST
by
Nifster
To: null and void
I thought it was the Illuminati.
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posted on
01/14/2014 2:45:38 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society. - Aristotle)
To: Lady Jag
It is. They are the Tall Whites. So are the Elders of Zion. They were only pretending to be gassed to throw Fars off their scent.
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posted on
01/14/2014 3:17:12 PM PST
by
Eleutheria5
(End the occupation. Annex today.)
To: Eleutheria5
IRAN
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posted on
01/14/2014 3:24:58 PM PST
by
SandRat
(Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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