[Repeat Offender]

“This time no one dropped a bomb on us … We set the stage, we committed the crime with our own hands, we are destroying our own lands, and we are destroying our own lives.”

You set the stage, committed the initial crime, and sentenced destruction of your own lands and lives last two times you had a nuclear "disaster" too.

But you are correct, that this time no one dropped a bomb on you.

[Flintlock]

Next time, don’t bury your standby generators underground/underwater.
All was well ‘till the battery power for the pumps ran out.