When did you meet Corporal Perritti of the Saint Tammany Parish Sheriff's Department? You left out the expensive designer sun glasses. He is the only equine terminal orifice on that force that I have encountered in eight years of living in the parish.
I wonder how many people know that it was illegal for a Roman Citizen to be shackled for any reason. I am sure this had something to do with dignity.
Modern cops care nothing of the citizen except cowing them, cuffing everyone in the area (it is for my own protection). Scaring kids and women to death but hey the cop gets to go home safely at the end of his shift.