Why would anyone want to live there?
Dunno.
The gay sex is awesome? (It's to die for!)
The weather?
Well, if you're a faggot or a drug addict, it's a pretty good place. There are almost as many fags, per capita, as are in Tulsa. And that's a bunch. But drug addicts get a cash handout (every week or every month, I forget) with the hope that they (the addict) won't steal to support their habit. Turns out it works. Addicts don't steal to support their habit. They steal to buy the big screen tvs.