IT’S HERE! The long-awaited new book on how to fix our broken government. Restore the Republic!
Mark explains it ALL… and boy do we NEED him!!
Levin Frinks List:
1. Yhello, Yhello, Yhello
2. Get off the phone you _________________ ! :
3. Wiener Nation or “BACK BENCHER” Mention
4. Mark says “Thank Me" or "Thank Me very Much"
5. Mark makes the gargle sound or “Levintizes” a caller
6. "Women's Underwear" (OVERBITE’s Theme Song) or "I'm Against It" by Groucho
7. A FReeper Mention, FReeper Caller, or MarkLevinFan.com Mention
8. “COCKAMAMIE!”
9. Mark mentions Lactose Intolerance or gives away Free Government Cheese
10. It's [time] Under God!
11. Mention of the New York Slimes or Washington Compost
12. Mark calls someone a “Dumbass”
13. Mark plays – and SINGS! – “Kumbaya”
14. Mark says “God bless us!” or “THERE, I SAID IT!” or “Yabba Dabba Doo”
15. Mark mentions the “clintonoids with their hemmorhoids”
16. Mark plays the “Quack Quack” or cuckoo clock sounds
17. “I WILL SUE THEIR ASSES!”
18. A RuPaul supporter or Crazy-Jim catches mister call screener napping
19. “Barack MILHAUS Nobama”
and last but most important…
20.
MARK CALLS A “LEVIN SURGE!”
I remember.. it's what they do.
Rockefeller v. Goldwater
Watch out for those Party dudes. They play for keeps. I remember.
In the words of Nelson Rockefeller's public relations head, Stuart Spencer, "We had to destroy Barry Goldwater as a member of the human race."
