The next thing you know the aborigines will say that the name, “Australia” is racist and needs to be removed much the way sports team names are changed here.
Yeah. After all, Australia means "southern land." South of what—colonialist Europe, man? Obviously ray-ciss, since the Abos' lawyers will tell you, I'm sure, that West Didgeridoo is the center of the world and universe. The head-hunting gods told us so.
I'm making this up, but I'll read it on Drudge tomorrow, won't I?