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Good for you!
✔60° F: Arizonans shiver uncontrollably; people in Buffalo are still sunbathing.
✔50° F: Californians try to turn on the heat; people in Buffalo plant gardens.
✔40° F: Italian sports cars won’t start; people in Buffalo drive with the windows down.
✔32° F: Distilled water freezes; Lake Erie water gets thicker.
✔20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats; people in Buffalo throw on a light jacket.
✔15° F: People in Buffalo have the last cookout before it gets cold.
✔0° F: All the people in Phoenix die. Buffalonians close the windows.
✔10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in Buffalo are selling cookies door to door.
✔25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates; people in Buffalo get out their winter coats.
✔40° below zero: Washington, DC runs out of hot air; people in Buffalo let the dogs sleep indoors.
✔100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Buffalonians get frustrated because they can’t start the car.
✔460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale); people in Buffalo start saying, “Cold enough for ya?”
✔500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Bills win the Super Bowl.
From FR thread... http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3109727/posts