“Well, I guess if DC would no longer be the Capital it would become the 51st state with 2 senators and a representative or two. I wonder which party would benefit more .../duh ...”
No, just break it up and add the pieces to the surrounding states. Either that, or put a wall around it and keeps all the Gibbsmedaats sequestered until they either die off or kill each other.
... now that thar's fuhnny! (apologies to LTCG)