[dead]

This guy is seriously deranged. I mean like a mental patient.

At various times, he's told people he was a CIA killer, was hunted by CIA killers, was taught martial arts by shaolin monks, taught martial arts to shaolin monks.

He's a hitman rockstar spy ninja genius idiot who loves puppies and kills lions with his mind.

[lbryce]

That explains the cognitive dissonance I spoke of in my initial comment.
Th-a-a-a-t's A-l-l, F-o-l-k-s!
He's a Looney tune

[jsanders2001]

> He’s a hitman rockstar spy ninja genius idiot who loves puppies and kills lions with his mind.

In other words a friend of Chuck Norris who is accused of causing earthquakes when he does pushups...: )

[Hulka]

And pushes bullets with his mind to hit targets.

Heard him say that during that entertainingly awful show where they followed him around somewhere when he ‘served’ as a deputy somewhere.

[Ghost of SVR4]

I remember when he did a national tv interview hinting he was former CIA and ‘used to to do things for the government” but he wasn’t going to “confirm nor deny that”. The guy has a serious issues and should be nowhere near any position of authority. He might just decide his lies are real and start some real trouble he can’t handle and get a lot of people hurt.

[lee martell]

Sounds like you’re describing Kenau Reaves in a Matrix movie.