The one on the left... GUILTY... the one on the right... NOT GUILTY.
AHOY! AHOY! triple shot latte - no foam
How, how, how did I know that the cow lodging the complaint here would be fat, nasty, or, otherwise unpleasant to look at or be around.
How did I already know that?
This country sucks. This is a puritanical nation.
Three hundred years ago the heavy set girl would be considered beautiful as she was healthy and worthy of marriage!
Anyone thin would be suspected of having tuberculosis.
But, that was then.
After Obamacare ruins our health care system, heavy set girls may be “in” again after all the illegal aliens re-spread TB and other nasties, and the antibiotics fail to work.