1) Mandatory Socialist registration using biometric ID.
2) Socialist licensing and background checks on a yearly basis and fee.
3) Mandatory Socialist liability insurance with a minimum coverage of 10 million dollars.
4) Mandatory safe storage under lock and key, of Socialists when not in actual legitimate use at their place of employment. Children must not have unsupervised access to Socialists.
And finally, criminalization of open display of Socialism on the belt or across the back, the general public should be shielded from intimidating threats of violence by display.
And maybe we should consider limiting the number of Socialists stored in a household, and ban Socialist magazines as well.
You forgot something...
CO is overrun by socialists of every size, degree, and shape but is still more “conservative” than CA.