And let me be the first to categorically state that there is absolutely no truth... to the rumor that the same-sex wedding on a Rose Parade float was Arron Rogers and Kevin Lanflisi--
However, I can confirm that during the mid-afternoon Packer practice, Arron Rogers was in an 'incident' with the banana... in his snack pack.
Now, this has nothing to do with that news story of banana attacks... at the San Francisco Niner practice.
These are all just random acts of 'Bad Banana Behavior' that is now... covered by ObamaCare.
Bummmer, dude! Now I have to peel... for my HMO--
Yet I do find this... new Arron Rogers T-Shirt...
disturbing.
And we are awaiting a comment from big after the afternoon Arron Rogers Cheese Day... at Disneyland.
Lastly, I have paid... the ransom--
So please pay no attention to the obviously photo shopped picture... making the rounds on the internet--
Bender how drunk were you???
Khent thinks Packer green isn’t FABULOUS and wishes our 9ers a bottom-powered, bear-dominate victory!!!
Me? My tongue is chafed from falling out of my mouth over the HOT Italian ragazze.