Yes, Bender, join us up here in Boston in cheering on my Pats, Native America's Team... 
of every color everywhere!
Yeah, Bendy--- Go Pats! Quahog's... 
team!
As Secretary of State, world renowned former Senator and International Man of Mystery, the only team I toss for... 
are the Patriots, the Official NFL Team of ObamaCare!
Yoe, Bendy-- Ask big and he will tell you, this is... 
a mustache a World Championship Winning Quarterback with a real girlfriend and no gay rumors would grow!
Hey, you? Yes, you... 
Bender. My people know you, what you do and how you do it. So support us.. 
or else--
Yeah, Bend,up here the far, far, far north Boys is the team you cheer wholeheartedly for... 
or I kill you a killer smile or a Glock I have around here somewhere.
Right on, Dude! Just let me get my... 
gangsta rap on!
Gadzooks! What a weird... 
drunken dream--
Good! Another reason to drink... 
to forget