I agree... 
and did what I do during the regular season--
I turn down the sound on the TV... 
and listen to the radio play by play.
Say, Bendy, what is this crap... 
it taste like old feet.
Gadzooks! That's the Pieds Malodorants-bote... 
I got for big.
It is a blended French Limburger-Chedder Sparkling Cheese Wine for him to celebrate... 
if his Pack wins--
OR him to end it all... 
if they blow it.