[3Fingas]

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

If you are a member of the inner party, health care is assured.

If you are a member of the outer party, you can get the costly bare bones “Bronze Plan”.

If you are a prol, you get a death panel and a bucket of fried chicken.

[gnarledmaw]

'Comrades!' he cried. 'You do not imagine, I hope, that we pigs are doing this in a spirit of selfishness and privilege? Many of us actually dislike watermelon iced tea and fried chicken. I dislike them myself. Our sole object in taking these things is to preserve our health.

Watermelon iced tea and fried chicken (this has been proved by Science, comrades) contain substances absolutely necessary to the well-being of a pig. We pigs are brainworkers. The whole management and organisation of this farm depend on us.

Day and night we are watching over your welfare. It is for your sake that we drink the watermelon iced tea and eat those fried chickens.

Do you know what would happen if we pigs failed in our duty? The Bushs would come back! Yes, the Bushs would come back! Surely, comrades,' cried Squealer almost pleadingly, skipping from side to side and whisking his tail, 'surely there is no one among you who wants to see the Bushs come back?'