[ken in texas]

He should be working in the Lame Excuse Dept of Holder’s DOJ or somewhere else in the Obama admin.

Definately Cabinet level material. /s

[Wingy]

Definately Cabinet level material. /s

Maybe, but he has to up his game. I mean, 'No charge on my phone'? and 'My car broke down'? There is no way even The Washington Post could print that without laughing. Really.

[paint_your_wagon]

Definately Cabinet level material. /s

Yep. Excuses just as good as Turbotax Timmy came up with.