[Mr. K]

I thought they surgically removed that in law school anyway

[sphinx]

"LawGrad, you a lawyer," Shaina began, "can Julian sue the store?" "For what?" "You know, accusing him of stealing because he’s Mexican." "But he was stealing." "So he can’t sue?" "No."

No wonder the guy can't find a job as a lawyer.

[logi_cal869]

No sympathy.

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"

and

What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? They grow taller!

[warsaw44]

ping

[Fightin Whitey]

I thought they surgically removed (one's dignity) in law school anyway

No, you have to shed any trace of dignity before entering law school in the first place.

I believe it is the removal of one's "dog nutties" in law school that you are thinking of.