The second more import question to ask him is...
Want to got the range with me today?
And the third...
What happens if you play that Aerosmith song, “Janie’s Got A Gun”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQn2ADZE1A
or, “Dick Cheney’s Got A Gun” in his presence?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGKlIoyno6c