Santa Just Shot by Pellet Gun in Southeast D.C.

[conservaterian]

Just saw this on local D.C. news..they even had it on video. Unbelievable, he was there for a toy give-away when he was shot.

[Carriage Hill]

Pellet gun, wasn’t it? Got a link to the video?

[tflabo]

Santa got shot over by a thug creep,
It happened before the night of christmas eve,
You can say there’s no such thing as satan,
but as for all us FReepers, we’re not deceived.

[TurboZamboni]

you’ll shoot his eye out,kid

[GladesGuru]

Accidental or deliberate shooting?

Was it a Muslim acting out his Inner MadMo?

[conservaterian]

Video here: http://www.wjla.com/articles/2013/12/santa-claus-shot-with-pellet-gun-at-toy-giveaway-in-southeast-98506.html

[cripplecreek]

Tea party congress santa don’t give away squat but he does want us to have coal.

http://www.nowthisnews.com/news/kerry-bentivolio-santa-claus-congressman-raises-reindeer/?utm_source=newsroom&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=newsroom

[Steely Tom]

Remote knock out game?

[SamAdams76]

What is Santa doing in D.C. on Christmas Eve?

He should be up at the North Pole by now, loading up his sleigh and getting the reindeer in their traces. What the hell is he doing in D.C.?

[llevrok]

This is going to be a long Christmas for the man in the red suit....

[conservaterian]

I feel sorry for the guy but it was sort of funny when he was saying Oh! Oh! Oh! instead of Ho! Ho! Ho! in the video.

[tflabo]

Does Santa Claus have a backup ready in case of injury? Hope he signed up for OBarryCare before tonight's deadline.

Headline: Santa injured, Christmas cancelled as he has to sign up before OblahMaoCare deadline.

[TurboZamboni]

What is that in the right hand of the yute behind santa?

bb pistol?

[Tzimisce]

Isn’t Obamaland great?

Now shut your racist face and go pay your taxes. Your government is broke. :)

[certrtwngnut]

For some Santa is D.C.

[TurboZamboni]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz48PR__uSo

“fill every stocking you find, the voters are gonna love you”

[conservaterian]

What is that in the right hand of the yute behind santa? bb pistol?>>>>>>>>>>>>>I think it is a can of iced tea and a bag of skittles

[TurboZamboni]

I was thinking Bible and voter ID card.

[exit82]

That was quite a neatly written ditty,
Composed so quickly and so easily,
What happened to “DC Santa” is a pity,
That not a real gun was used, makes us pleased.

[pfflier]

This explains why you don’t see black Santas.