[twister881]

GLAAD re-education camp syllabus, Day 69:
0500 Reveille
0515 Songs & selected readings to honor Dear Leader BHO
0545 Ritual spanking
0600 Breakfast - bean curd & wheat grass shake
0700 Personnel inspection, clothing optional
0800 Class 69-1: The Anus - Don't Be a One Way
0900 Class 69-2: Those Pesky Oral Pubes
1000 Break - bend over & stretch ‘e;m
1015 Practical Exercise: Name That Restraining Device
1130 Ritual spanking
1200 Lunch - see breakfast
1300 Class 69-3: Decorating for Poofters
1400 Class 69-4: Fecal Impactions - Why & What To Do
1630 Dear Leader BHO Prayer Time
1700 Dinner - lettuce-wrapped soy patty
1800 Recreation: Sing Along With B!tch
1900 Free time
1905 Evening Lecture: All Christians Are A-holes
2030 Ritual spanking
2100 Sphincter check
2200 Taps
0200 What's Poking Me, and Why Are Both Your Hands On My Shoulders?

[SgtHooper]

LOL!!