If there are treason trials, then a lot of others need to be tried also.
Blanket domestic spying is against the constitution. Mr NSA I am not happy that you have read my email, and probably stole my family Runza recipe.
We must protect the runzas!
Finally, someone cuts to the heart of the issue...
It doesn’t matter that you have nothing to hide. What matters is that it’s none of their damn business.
Also: Runzas!