Al Gore explained it this way:
Global Warming can cause Planetary Cooling, but you just have to be a Democrat to understand the concept.
The GW Cultists act like a 4 year old that made up his own game and finds himself losing.... He just changes the rules so he wins.
Warming causes cooling....
Winters will be a thing of the past, unless they aren’t....
More hurricanes and tornadoes unless there are fewer....
Less polar ice unless it grows....
No matter what happens, global warm is the magical unicorn that causes everything. The high priests of the GW cult should be jailed, their ill gotten riches should be returned, the scientists that proclaimed the lie should be stripped of all grants, and credentials.
OK!! Everybody pay attention!
Lesson for today:
1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.
2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls our climates.
3. The earth is a rock.
4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.
5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?
It's sort of like a heat pump that also provides air conditioning by moving hot air from Washington leaving the east coast colder while heating the Sahara even hotter.
Understand it now?