Steyn is Awesome....I, for one, would never deign to pee in his Wheaties. They did and he is awesome. Writing like that makes me think he has some Shakespeare in his blood. Hope he hosts Rush until the Rushbo comes off his vacation with Odumbo.
For those of us less gifted there is always the Shakespearean insult generator or Pete Levins Shakespeare Insult Kit.
http://williamshakespeareinsults.com/
http://www.petelevin.com/shakespeare.htm