I have my attorney's number memorized.
"Saying my attorney's name is David J______, his phone number is (818) XXX-XXYY, I suggest you think about the fact I have his number memorized." brings a very quick end to many an awkward conversation...
I have stayed out of serious trouble for my whole life, never been arrested, never been caught at anything questionable, but apparently in today’s America, no one, NO ONE is beyond suspicion. At very least, I need to get info on pro-bono lawyers. I’m speaking as someone who has lived check to check fir decades.