[Lazamataz]

One of the exmaples, a 1972 purchase by an old lady, who died in 2006, this nitwit goes, "We have no record of what happened. Was this lady a straw purchaser?"

Yes. He actually said that.

[PowderMonkey]

That’s right up there with an on camera statement made by NOLA Chief at a murder scene. Several bodies under tarps. Bullet holes in everything on the street. The Chief is standing ankle-deep in spent brass. The reporter asks, “What happened here, Chief?” Super-sleuth responds, “Sumpin’ baaad happened here. Sumbody’ wanted dees boys deaaaad!”