[Hardastarboard]

A friend of mine HATES cats, and cigars. I tell her "Did you know that it's a proven scientific fact that a cat in your house will absorb cigar odors? It seems like magic, but it's been proven".

She is not amused by that comment.

[GladesGuru]

“A friend of mine HATES cats, and cigars. I tell her “Did you know that it’s a proven scientific fact that a cat in your house will absorb cigar odors? It seems like magic, but it’s been proven”.

She is not amused by that comment.

Well then, try this:
“It is well established that .22 Long Rifle fire cures cat presence in the home.

It is also well established that gunsmoke and cigar smoke combine to create a pleasing fragrance.”