This is an interesting problem, and hard enough that you would want to generalize it. Solving it once is not cost effective. I prefer a cream-pie to punching but they are both assault. You need to do the transactions in something like bitcoin. Verifying that the funds are delivered to the clown who wields the pie is interesting as well. Offshore hosting is a must.
A pie...I dunno...liberals do pies alot, PETA...etc. I like the spirit of it though, especially delivered via perp in an Uncle Sam costume, while Morganna eats at some upper crust lib/dem restaurant. A public pieing would end/start my day nicely, then posted on youtube for all to enjoy. That is, all who want the idiot to learn something about how we aren’t Britain and he can get the flock out if he doesn’t like our constitution, as can Obama and everyone else who wants to do away with it, and who thinks they are smarter than the founders were.
So let’s get this off-shore-bit-coin-pie-in-Piers’s-face thing going, eh? :)