[Moose Burger]

Is Piers Morgan a citizen of the United States of America? How does that play with his "...exercising my own 1st Amendment freedom of speech..." (emphasis mine) remark?

[Little Pig]

Technically, he’s right. The 1st amendment codifies a right endowed by the Creator in all men, so even nitwits like Morgan fall under it.

[Liz]

Piers Morgan: "Phil Robertson is a victim of his own repulsively racist, homophobic bigotry."

Piers' interpreter: "Piers say he likes a roll in the hay with the boys, himself."