A cop and an FBI agent on a probation compliance check??
I suppose it is dependent on the terms of your probation.
Big jerks get special attention.
But is does sound as if they were trying to be compliant.
**** happens.
When I get attacked I attack back.
How come that phrase seems that it has a deeper meaning? How come my dog can't do a compliance check on people who come into my house? She knows it's her job. She goes for your hands and arms unless you raise them. Then she goes after your ankles until you stand in a corner. If she seems to think I approve of you, she stands down and lays on the floor next to the stranger. She will then escort them wherever they go when inside the house, doing so very politely.