[cuban leaf]

How do you “suspend” the head of a family from a “reality” show about his family, filmed in their home and business?

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Maybe they’ll make him wear a paper bag over his head. ‘Course, the beard stickin’ out the bottom will be a dead giveaway. :D

[Boogieman]

Hehe I like the paper bag idea. Put a suit on him and call him “The Unknown Robertson”, like that guy from the Gong Show.