Dear Alex Falcone,
I’d like to be the first to welcome you to Free Republic!
Since you’re obviously cruising the site to see what we have to say about you then don’t let it be said that we’re intolerant of preening narcissists who can’t quite get a grasp of simple facts like who ran for President in 2008.
Oh, and because we’re all so gracious and polite we’d also like to invite you to kiss our ass.
Love, Megan
It’s a he, I’m pretty sure, so he is not interested in kissing Uranus... if ya know what I mean. lol.
I have no idea if he’s gay it’s just a joke.