“They won’t tell me what the crime was, and I never knew there was even a trial... but I trust them! “
I always knew there was something “secretly” fishy about you. :-)
I have three Secret Koi in my Secret Pond out back. Will you feed them while I serve my Secret Sentence at an Undisclosed Location for and Unnamed Crime that I was convicted of at an Unannounced Trial? Thanks!