[Steely Tom]

He never showed up for work, just collected his salary and benefits. It took the government over 10 years to figure it out.

Tip of the iceberg.

[Fightin Whitey]

He never showed up for work, just collected his salary and benefits. It took the government over 10 years to figure it out.

Even then it was a miracle, 'cause the guy who's supposed to prevent these things hasn't been doing his job in 20 years.