[central_va]

I want money at .75%. I don’t care who else gets it.

[Toddsterpatriot]

I want money at .75%.

Excellent! First, you have to open a bank.

Then you have to become a member of the Federal Reserve System. Let me know when you're done filling out the paperwork.

Here are the collateral guidelines:

Federal Reserve Collateral Guidelines

Good luck!