Nipples on males, on the other hand...
:^)
oh yeah,women just hate those.....
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Your remark indicates a lack of understanding of the importance of the physical attributes of the male of any species in procreation. If males had no nipples, many of their daughters would be born without them.
In a former life I bred purebred hogs. When male piglets get to be a few weeks old, the little boar (male) pigs that are being raised for slaughter are castrated. When a boar pig is selected to be used for breeding and not castrated, he undergoes a close examination for possible defects which could be passed on to his progeny. One of the requirements for a swine breeding sire is that he must have at least 12 nipples, because that is just one of the things needed to be passed on to his daughters.
Sooo...the old chestnut we’ve heard through the years, e.g., that something or other is “as useless as tits on a boar hog” is wrong. The reason there are teats on boar hogs, and male humans, and many other species is because our Lord Jesus, Who created them all, knew they had to be there for proper procreation to take place. FYI.
The very first pacifiers???