Yeah, put enough chimps in a room with typewriters, etc., etc...
These "chimps"?
Molecular Visualizations of DNA
Wait until they decode the third language....
"Hi guys! It's Me, GOD. How will you explain this message in evolutionary terms? You know I love you, but sometimes you really are a bunch of self absorbed idiots. I'll still be here when you wake up to Reality. Love, God"
(BTW, the above message would translate into the native language of the DNA researcher, no matter who did the analysis. Would that not throw them for a loop!)
Maybe I should Copyright this as a storyline for a Science Fiction short story?
And you get obammycare.