You remind me of a story that was going around during the later part of WWII.
This Brit finally got home from the war.
He made a deal with this girl, but she decided she had to make a trip to the grocery story before they “played”.
When she got back to her apartment, she was somewhat surprised to see all of her furniture out in the hallway.
So she entered her apartment and demanded of the soldier why he moved all of the furniture out in the hallway.
His reply:
“It has been a long long time since I have been with a woman, but if they are anything like a kangaroo, that furniture is going to get in the way!”
Never heard that one before but it rings right true. LOL