Next the NSA (given the small chance they are not already) will infiltrate the porn industry. Porn films. They will CLOSELY monitor porn movies. Massage parlors that give “extra”.
In no time at all, their will be NSA porn stars, prostitutes and pimps. And a vast crowd of NSA personnel posing as “Johns” in case terrorists also happen to be “patronizing” the brothels and hookers.
And a whole NSA Division full time watching porn online in case terrorists become porn stars and start passing secret messages, like “Oh yes! Yes! Oh God, yes! More!”
The NSA does not anticipate problems in attracting recruits for their new “Terrorists Under Covers” Division. And even expects the Division’s “Street and Brothel Squads” to turn a tidy profit.
Terrorist porn stars!!
Of course, the next global threat!!