People slip in showers/tubs and conk their heads, people fall down stairs.
Kids drown in pools.
Best to ban water just to be safe /S
If we all just did what the Gov demands we could all live FOREVER!
High heeled shoes, women have used them for a weapon and wound and sometimes even kill with em, think of all the twisted ankles and broken ankles we could prevent. Frying pans favored weapon of the p.o.ed wife. Think of the lives that could be saved not to mention headaches prevented. Call your congressman now.