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Makes sense. No woman who has put on a couple hundred pounds, stopped wearing make-up a decade ago, hasn't had a civil word to or about her spouse in years, never dresses up, house cleans by kicking debris around until it gets lost, has Pizza Hut do all the cooking, and only occasionally bathes or changes her muumuu can imagine any other reason why the hubby isn't as loving as he once was, except that he simply must be gay!

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“No woman who has put on a couple hundred pounds...”

THAT is a hilarious description of some women I’ve worked with who tell me their husbands are the problem.