So a man came to the WH and asked to see him. BO started talking right away: “Praise Allah you’re here! Man, I was close to becoming an entree.”
He then proceeded to tell the man of his many exploits, of his service as as a war dog, of his two dozen puppies, world travels, and on and on.
The man is amazed. “He really can talk. That’s incredible!”
And the younger one says, “Yeah, but you can’t believe a word he says. He’s a bigger liar than our father.”